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#MensConference19 FINAL REPORT!!!

#MensConference19 FINAL REPORT!!!

1. Cheating its too easy, we need to take up bigger challenges like being faithful.

2. Be a brother’s keeper. We are going for success and we are leaving no man behind.

3. No coveting another man’s wife or girlfriend.

4. Respect and honour one another at all times no matter your position in life.

5. Always be on time, keep your word and promises.

6. Never leave the woman who was part of your struggles for a Slay Queen.

7. Keep off lazy women and manipulative women

8. Men should be led by God before they lead their homes.

9. Before you love someone’s daughter, fall in love with God first.

10. Take your commitments seriously. No man should misappropriate money, funds, or property that belong to another man or his family.

11. Men should have the collective responsibility to take care of widows and orphans.

10. No giving money to a woman other than your lawful wife or engaged or confirmed girlfriend, sister, mother or cousin.

11. No wasting money impressing Slay Queens. Every time you are about to spend on a Slay Queen, even if its a cup of coffee, go and buy a bag of cement or a lorry of sand first.

12 . Lay down your standards and look for a woman who can fit or meet those standards. No wasting time on dates, state your case and be frank. If she can’t meet those standards find the person that will.
Kuna nyingine nimesahau wanaume wenzangu?

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🦊Fox and The Goat🐐

Once a fox was roaming around in the dark. Unfortunately, he fell into a well. He tried his level best to come out but all in vain. So, he had no other alternative but to remain there until the next morning. The next day, a goat came that way. She peeped into the well and saw the fox there. The goat asked, “what are you doing there, Mr. Fox?”

The sly fox replied, “I came here to drink water. It is the best I have ever tasted. Come and see for yourself.” Without thinking even for a while, the goat jumped into the well, quenched her thirst and looked for a way to get out. But just like the fox, she also found herself helpless to come out.

Then the fox said, “I have an idea. You stand on your hind legs. I’ll climb on your head and get out. Then I shall help you come out too.” The goat was innocent enough to understand the shrewdness of the fox and did as the fox said and helped him get out of the well.

While walking away, the fox said, “Had you been intelligent enough, you would never have got in without seeing how to get out.”

Moral: Look before you leap. Do not just blindly walk in to anything without thinking.

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What are some unwritten social rules everyone should know?

-Danish Manzar, M. Tech from Motilal Nehru National Institute of Technology, Allahabad (2020)

1. No matter what, carry your wallet everytime you go outside with anyone.

2. Take the cab or any other public transport instead of your own vehicle if you’re going to pub.

3. Stop being an asshole if you have got the lower berth in Indian railways.

4. Stop forcing an introverted person to behave like an extrovert in group hangout.

5. If possible, avoid the plan to go outside if you have a runny nose.

6. Something is fishy if you’re paying for the 3rd time on your date unless she’s unemployed.

7. Do not swipe left or right if someone shows you a photo on their phone.

8. If someone says NO for anything, after taking a long pause. There could be a high possibility of acceptance if you ask him once more.

9. You can trust some of your friends but you should be very careful with your colleagues. Colleagues are being made to betray anyone.

10. Wave your hand rather than calling his or her name in a louder pitch if someone is wearing headphones.

11. You’re going to regret the decision of dating a social media freak.

12. Correcting someone’s grammar everytime ain’t getting you anywhere. You better ensure not to make such mistakes on your exam papers.

13. If someone is talking to you while sitting, avoid supporting your face with your hands. It shows the methodological behavior of lack of interest.

14. If someone is taking a bit extra time to take out the money from his wallet along with a minute shake in his hands at the time of payment on the counter, he has definitely got some financial problems.

15. Sharing the motivational quotes again and again makes you a dumber person.

16. Adding emoji at the end of the text sometimes deprive that text of its actual motive.

17. A person winks a lot while talking to a dumbass.

18. Offer a glass of water to the delivery man if your house is above the 1st floor and the building doesn’t contain any elevator.

19. If someone is making an effort to make you feel special, they are most probably anticipating the favor in return too.

20. Leaving the post with the odd number like 19 doesn’t look good enough.

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Perfect is You

We treat some words as they are the limit
As like Perfect
Yet your existence makes it different
Because you are a confect
Of a clean soul and a blessed spirit
Of a marvelous mind and a beautiful heart
So I refused to agree there is an edge for you
And I say, Perfect is you

We accept some stories as they are the only script
So we live under our painful past
That has happened to my lonely tripped life
Until you came along through my blurred window
As my Peter Pan, so friendly and slow
With no greed in you to show me the way
To acknowledge my existed reality
So I say no to my story
And started believing your theory
That’s the reason for me to spell Love beside your name
Because through you, I’m living again

Looks are so deceiving I already knew
As I am a type of man that would accrue
I never intended to give credits to the external beauty
But still you made me to always wonder about you, it totally complies
You don’t put up makeups
I thought you were natural
I was wrong
Natural, in a sense its more like an edge
Because natural isn’t natural as you are